What the Doxx is he saying?

Last night, after Eva had finished colouring today's webisode of Doxxville.com, she decided to upload the image to my favourite comic book forum ( http://www.digitalwebbing.com/ ) where I've been known as "Paradox" or "Doxx" for the past decade. She made it a game, the object of which was to guess what the characters were saying. Kind of like a 'caption this' game.

So far the responses have been as expected, referencing boogies and toilet seats and all the other things I'd expect from DW ( if those guys were any different, I wouldn't hang out there! ).

So I thought I'd bring the game over here;

On the left is Dwayne Hickenbottom, saviour of Doxxville and on the right is yours truly. Pretty sumbitch ain't I?

What are we saying?

Comment below or over at the original thread http://www.digitalwebbing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132755

If you want to know what we're *really* saying, click over to http://www.doxxville.com/.

G.