While checking facebook this morning a friend of mine suggested this key career move that he saw advertised on the bbc website.
A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.
The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.
The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.
Thanks for the head's up Peter. In return, here's a quick pimp of your website.
*Cackle cackle cackle*